All will be revealed

On the final tape, we hear from The Mystery Function himself. According to the note that was found on our editor's desk, we won't receive any more tapes after this. A total of eight tapes were stolen from the DECA slow ship. This is it. And we can confirm that this final tape answers  our remaining questions: Who killed The Entertainer? What can The Cook do to save herself, knowing what she now knows? And how did these tapes get to us? It's all on there.